A strange surplus of tortoises.
Holy cow!!! Wind Town resident here. Something weird has been going down lately. A local construction company has been dumping some barrels of toxic waste, and now all the local tortoises have become unruly! Normally I'd just let nature be nature, but these little batards have been stealing my pizza deliveries. So, if you come and take them out, I'd be happpy to make it worth your while!!!!
I took care of those losers. They won't be stealing your pizza any longer!